My phone has a very funny way of ringing. My ringtone goes like this:"Your telephone is ringing". Everybody laughs at it! Well at least mine is ... theirs ? Not really!
The next day call. So you went out with this handsome guy, fancy car, fancy restaurant, you laughed all night and you didn't start eating with your hands nor did you fart while eating... So what went wrong ?
Those cute, handsome guys really know how to lie and we don't even see that. I love those guys, they're too good to be true. Or too bad to be alive? They sound absolutely sincere when they promise that they`ll call you tomorrow to go shopping or to the mall. FIRST LIE! And guess what? They don't! Oh but you knew that because your date didn't call, your friend's date didn't call him and so on ... Hm, so why do the guys we date commit a sin by lying so nicely to us? I would love to believe the old excuse: "oh, grandma died" or "I was so busy that I even forgot to brush today". SECOND LIE! We must be suckers to fall for those old, antique ways of seeking forgiveness. So why do they bother to go through so many lies when they can simply say: "Well you're not really my type, so don't be a fool and sit around all day next to your cordless phone!"
Thank God is cordless! Imagine sitting around next to your phone, which isn't cordless! So while sitting and waiting for THE CALL you might just stop thinking he got ran over by a train or something and start thinking about the next guy you'll go out with!
The guy. While we're feeling sorry about him thinking I-don't-know-what happened to him, he's probably at his next victime or at least laughing at the thought that we're waiting for him to call. Don't worry - He didn't forget! He just didn't feel like calling, he doesn't have Alzihmer although he's so old in this "phone lying" business. Why did he lie ? :)
No. While it may be in his nature to lie, it isn't really a hobby, you know? Like all of us, HE is searching for Mr Right and has the right to search for his man until he gets the perfect match! So we shouldn't blame them for searching, but for the fact that they're lying to us or they ommit to tell us that we aren't what they're looking for!
Meeting him. So time flies and you accidentaly run into him on the street! After the usual "Hello, Hello" he tries to escape and you try to bring up the "why didn't you call?" discussion. Although akward you feel like cutting his "bowls" and to scream you have saved the world from a liar! Before you feel like an hero or something you land back on Earth just when he says goodbye.
Have we become so desperate to relate to someone that our lives depend on THE phone CALL ?
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