Queery Robbie: A crossdress in 'She's Madonna'

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Introducing draq queen Robbie
I was sitting in a coffee shop having my usual Latte Machiatto when suddenly on the TV screen I see a crossdresser. I was so proud that they we're showing crossdressers in a video that I instantly left my coffee and turned to see the video. After the crossdresser stripped I found myself pretty shocked: It was Robbie Williams. Although he's been "accused" time and again of being gay, nobody ever confirmed anything, or at least nothing got to my ears. :)
The name of this shocking video is "She's Madonna", which makes it more clearer by the day that Mr Williams is actually Ms Williams, provided that most gays are "in love" with Madonna.
The idea of the song
So how did he get to Madonna? Very simple, really. The "She's Madonna" sentence appears to be the reason for which Guy Ritchie left his lover, Tv presenter Tania Strecker. According to her side of the "ditching" story, Guy Ritchie left Tania by telling her: "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Madonna." It seems the whole song started from there on...
Queery Robbie steals again ?
According to reliable sources it is believed that Mr or should I say Ms Williams had come up with the idea of the song together with Rod Stewart's stepson, Ashley Hamilton. Ashley sustains that he and Robbie came up with the idea of "She's Madonna" one afternoon over coffee. Robbie does not confirm this story as he says he came up with the song after seeing Madonna at the MTV awards. The artist was also found guilty of having stolen another song like 4-5 years ago and he was obliged to pay 64.000 pounds back then.
So the song isn't a colaboration between Robbie and the Pet Shop Boys, but between him and Ashley Hamilton. Ashley says he has recorded demos to prove it and he will go to court if neccesary.

Unfortunately,YouTube doesn't have the right to "share" the video with us. But I`m sure you`ll find it either on the net or see it on TV. The video shows Robbie wearing Uma Thurman's "Pulp Fiction" wig and also a black dress with a generous neckline. So drag Robbie goes Madonna ? :)